First, a person or persons with an unclear motive hit the Minnesota Department of Homeland Security in St. Paul with their unique brand of toilet terrorism. No one has been arrested in the aftermath of the poop sabotage.And the reign of terror continues! Now young students in St. Paul must live in fear that the terrorists will strike their college bathrooms. The University of St. Thomas, Macalester College, and now, Hamline Law School, have all been targeted by the Toilet Terrorist.
No one knows where they will strike next. As we head into a warmer season, St. Paul citizens should be aware of and report any suspicious activities near port-a-potties.
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