Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Extra! Extra! Man defecates in state gov't offices

Tuesday's Pioneer Press reported that a man snuck into the Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management office last Friday afternoon and defecated in several rooms. He left on foot before the police arrived.

I just love that this happened to the freakin' homeland security office. I also love that he defecated in several rooms! (So many, one thinks, that they can't even place a number on it. Three? Four? Five?!?)

Warning! Bad pun ahead! So I guess the homeland security office is the place to go to get a load off...

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