Another Funny Bunny

A while back I wrote about a children's book, Honey Bunny Funnybunny, that had left me underwhelmed.

Well, for this Easter, my two girls had the good fortune to receive a "funny bunny" present.

This Funny Bunny appears unaffiliated with the book. It is a wind-up plastic bunny that comes with some jelly beans. You place the jelly beans inside the unscrewed head and wind it up. The bunny proceeds to march forward and poop jelly beans. Yes, poop. The packaging tells us to "Wind him up, and watch him GO!" It also notes that it is only for children aged 4 years and older.

I had a couple pet rabbits as a kid. Those animals produce a lot of, um, solid waste. Perhaps the culprit of the break in and, um, fecal unloading, this month at Minnesota's Department of Homeland Security offices was not a person after all. Perhaps the poop bandit is the Easter Bunny himself! Who knew that the Easter Bunny was some sort of radical anarchist? Now we know; the Easter Bunny was a student of Saul Alinksy.

I've included a video demonstration for your pleasure.



The first two jelly beans shoot out quickly, while the other two refuse to budge. Seems like this bunny needs to get some more fiber. I guess a jelly bean diet isn't the best for a bunny's digestive tract.