Thursday, April 30, 2009

The #1 Reason I voted for Obama

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That's right.  Justice David Souter is said to have informed the White House he will retire.  Souter will evidently stay on the Court until his replacement is confirmed.
Why is this such a big deal?  
First off, just imagine had John McCain been elected.  We would be facing a very different likely nominee from a guy who has explicitely stated he wantsRoe v. Wade overturned.   Would Souter be retiring if McCain was in the White House?  Probably not.  But four years would be a long time to go without a retirement, sickness, death on the Supreme Court.
Instead of McCain, we have Obama, a former constitutional law professor.  We have high expectations that Obama will pick someone impeccably qualified and reasonable expectations that Obama will pick someone who respects individual rights and the rule of law.
Souter was nominated by Republican George H.W. Bush in 1990, but soon became identified as part of the liberal wing.  He is a respected jurist who has written several important decisions in the last couple of decades.
So the balance is unlikely to be changed significantly.  But it is a chance for Obama to place another legal star to serve on the Supreme Court for possibly a few decades.
And the confirmation fight!  It will have fireworks.  The social conservatives in particular are going throw everything they can at Obama's nominee, whoever they may be. They will do this because each seat on the Court is important, even if it was formerly occupied by a like-minded person.  They will also be setting the stage and tone for all future Obama judicial nominees--or at least they will try.
It's so sweet to get this news the same week Senator Specter switched parties...

Comments

Right on! And now if we could just get to Norm's hair gel supplier to get out of town, Norm would be too embarrassed to appear at his photo ops and give up the fight with a whimper! And that would be cause for real rejoicing.

WOOF
Caveat Canem Croceum
BBE, the half-hispanic, half asian lesbian would be the affirmative action trifecta! If we could be so lucky!

Seriously though, as one who was critical of demands that Obama publicly commit to filling half of his cabinet with women, I have been disappointed with the low numbers of women he has appointed to high positions. Given the extreme gender imbalance on the Supreme Court and the fact gender does play a role in a jurist's perspective, it would be truly great to have a female nominee. Being non-white, biracial, or a sexual minority would be an added bonus.
Skeptic Turtle
Great post. In all the screaming about the economy, and lipsticks on pigs and so forth, the most important fight (who gets to replace the aging Supreme Court justices) was largely ignored by voters.
mad_typist
Here's NARAL Pro-Choice America's statement on today's news. It underscores what would really make me crap in my pants: the retirement of Kennedy, Thomas, or Scalia. I know, not going to happen anytime soon unfortunately.
Skeptic Turtle
Previet, previet druges

Jes dis is all very exciting comrads, i sink a hispanic femle is on zee vay here. I agree, i agree. Perhaps a cuban lawyer bot not another castro hater bot someone, someone progressive, maybe even a venezuelan lawyer a female jes Guevara maybe she beleeves in a more international lawjering fashion. don ju agree? aaaah a reel change, jes we can, jes we can. chortly maybe we can kiss the imerialistic capitalism goot by. and tings vill get back to normal in thee mother contry too. Da, Da

Comrads plees say nyet to dees conservative ideals of free market, im for a more social reform. don ju agree comrads. i vill vait on jur thoghts. bastrovia. Da?
KayGeeBe
While watching the Inauguration, they showed the Supremes that were there to witness it and I blurted out, "Oh the Supreme Court! Thank you, god!" There's been so much to be thankful for about Obama getting elected and that one had slipped to the back of my consciousness, but when I saw them in the stands, I was so very very relieved at the thought that the next vacancies will be filled by Obama.
Nelle Engoron
silkstone i knoe changes vill happen. Da jes they happen. The supreme court definately agoot target to rid ourselves of imperialism/capitalism for goot. once the new central govenment of Obama etablish new justices in supreme court of America, thei vill likely be more in line with transglobal believes and pply world laws to their decision making. and thus erode the US constitution which so mush stands in the vay of true socialism and marxist ways.

Ju know one day dis change vill come with the new central us government in power.
ХОРОШИЙ ПОКА МОЙ ДРУГ
KayGeeBe
I would have to put not being mentally retarded on top of my list. At least that's a big improvement.
Snoreville Ledenrocker

Friday, April 10, 2009

Name a cocktail! In need of creative input...

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Friends!
I need your help!
The neighbors and us are having a big Easter celebration.  It features an egg hunt for the kids, chocolate for the kids, and lots of eating and drinking for the adults.
So what's the quandry?  I am bringing a coffee-based cocktail and need a clever, thematic name. One neighbor is bringing a drink called the Mango Martyr.  I have to top that one.

The drink.  It's simple really.  Coffee, cream, hazelnut syrup, and brandy.
So I need a Easter themed name.  It does not have to be politically correct.
All I have right now is "Bitter Cross" or "Muddy Tomb." 
 You see why I need help?
Comments
Oooh! Like yours Stellaa!
Aaron, I'll make inquiries, but I have a hard time thinking of anyone who would entertain the idea of drinking 'the chalkboard.'
Skeptic Turtle
Bunny-Tini (Martini with a "peep" in it!)
LadyMiko
Bitter Cross and Muddy Tomb both beat the pants off of the Mango Martyr, so I think you're set.

You could call it the Zombie Killer: it works with both the rising from the dead angle as well as the whole coffee-based drink thing. But then again, the fact that I felt I needed to explain the joke might mean something.
shaggylocks
Java Jesus
or
Cup o' Joseph of Nazareth
shaggylocks
I like Zombie Killer as a drink name. But I don't think that sounds like a coffee based drink. I'm thinking more of a Halloween, gin-based drink...

Buni-tini! Love it! Might try that too!
Skeptic Turtle
Karin, I'm in love with you. I don't know which one I like better!
Skeptic Turtle
The Gethsemene Gulp
Pilates' Poison
the Judas Kiss
SFine really
Here's a take off Stellaa's. How about Muddy Bloody Nutty Nazarene?

muddy=coffee, bloody=brandy, nutty=hazelnut syrup
Skeptic Turtle
Rise and Shine
SFine really
keep it simple at Nutty Nazarene
SFine really
This will take a bit of explaining... On a different Salon forum, I read a story about someone who convinced a gullible friend that the reason we have Easter bunnies is because of the legend of rabbits finding and digging up Jesus before his Resurrection. One of my contributions to the discussion was that this would make a good Easter-time children's cartoon, titled "The Day the Bunnies Dug Up Jesus."

I think that if you added a couple of mini-marshmallows on top of your coffee drink, called it Bunny Digging For Jesus, you'd have a winner. But maybe that's too complicated...
Rob St. Amant
Rob, I started laughing hysterically to the bunnies digging up Jesus. Then my five year old has to ask what's so funny. I had to change the subject instead of telling her the Easter Bunny digs up corpses.
Skeptic Turtle
I think Rise and Shine is good too. Maybe more of a citrus-based drink though...
Skeptic Turtle
nah, I think shine in this context is definitely about caffeine and that special glow from rising from the dead.
SFine really
(I got nuthin' after all these hysterical names). I just wanted to add that chocolate sprinkles on top would be the perfect addition to the Bunny-Tini, to, you know. Approximate the Sacred Droppings of The Bunnies of the Resurrection.
Verbal Remedy AKA Denise
I suppose this is totally out of the question... Stewed Brewed Jew.

Okay, sorry. Coffee, syrup, brandy... how about the Tripple Cross.
Sally Swift
Oh (gasping for air) this post and comments are HYSTERICAL!

Saviour's Sludge ?
Cherie Siebert 'artsfish'
I love the Triple Cross. Makes it sound tasty!

Savior's Sludge is good too. How about Christ Died for Your Sins Sludge? It reminds me of the Barbara Kingsolver book with the character who owned the 'Jesus is Lord Tire Store.'
Skeptic Turtle
hee! Yes , I like your longer version.

also - when selecting drinks - W.W.J.D?

(What Would Jesus Drink?)
Cherie Siebert 'artsfish'
How about "Fit to be dyed?" (I was trying for an Easter Egg theme...)

or less thematically correct: "MochaNut... Woooosh!"
ktm
Cafe Brande-syrup-licious
Poet of Logan Square
What would Jesus drink?

I think he'd drink 'The Gethsemene Gulp' or 'Brandy Resurrection.'
Skeptic Turtle
Okay, it has cream in it, right? Put it in a blender. Whip it up.

Call it "Crucifoam".

(Sorry, God. I'll go to church on Sunday.)
Man Talk Now
How about the "Rolling Stone"?

"Lazarus elixer"?

"Back from the dead shots"

"My bloody tonic"?

Ooo, I'm goona get in trouble for those.
ocularnervosa
I've got nothin' either - except sore ribs from laughing at the amazing names!
Owl_Says_Who
Here's a take off from the excellent Rolling Stone suggestion:
Roll that Boulder Brew
Skeptic Turtle
Spear-in-your-side Sludge
Wholey Hands Elixir
Early Morning Tomb Viewer
Empty Grave Greeter
Skeptic Turtle
Calvary Calamity

uh oh, I just saw a flash of lightening.
Procopius
April Sky. Summer Shower. Spring Surprise. Crucifixion Cocktail. Mr. Bunny's Revenge. A Hangover Waiting to Happen.
Snoreville Ledenrocker
Salvation Libation
Brie aka Barbara K
Man, everyone here is so much more original than me.

Salvation Libation! Love it!
Skeptic Turtle
Bloody Mary mix, Worchestershiririririre sauce, pinch of cayenne, pinch of brown sugar, tumbler of vodka, garnish with a spike. It's called The Stigmata.

Bleeeech on the coffee drink... bleeech. Just keep the brandy and call it Judas Juice.
Freaky Troll
Throw some stubble on top and call it Jesus Shaves.

How about "WHo Does Your Nails?"

But I'm also kind of liking Crucifixation.
cartouche
OMG!

LOL!
Without a Paddle
We tried the bunny-tini! Grapefruit juice, Pomegranate-Cranberry juice, Triple Sec, Vodka, and a pink peep floating on the top. I also called it Easter Bunny's Sorrows--because more often than not, the peep ended up face down like a drowning victim.

The unstable Easter Bunny can't handle another holiday and literally drowned in his sorrows. Perhaps the guilt of digging up Jesus so many centuries ago finally got to him.
Skeptic Turtle
To report back. I ended up going with the Rise and Shine for the Easter morning drink. It was just too perfect.

I also made some Bunny-Tinis. The coffee drink got a so-so reception, although I personally loved it. The bunny-tini was VERY POPULAR.

Sandra Stephens and LadyMiko are the "winners" for their suggestions. I'd say that the prize is getting those drinks made for you if you happen to find yourself in Minneapolis, Minnesota. But that offer goes on to all who participated here. Thanks!
Skeptic Turtle