Monday, March 17, 2008

Random Rant: Gas stations

This ain't a new thing, but it increasingly ticks me off. Why oh why do gas stations have to blare annoying radio music while I spend 90 seconds pumping gas? It's not like I'm going to be able to even listen to one complete song--on the off chance there is a song that I actually enjoy.

With rare exceptions, I've found that these gas stations:
  1. Play music at 90-plus decibels
  2. Have incredibly poor reception
  3. Are at a commercial break about half the time you're there
  4. Play top contemporary country hits
Having to listen to loud, whiny contemporary country with reception going in and out, interspersed with commercial breaks for crappy, American trucks would be my personal hell. This isn't probably true for everyone, but I can't be alone, can I?

I've become more sensitive to this as I've had to deal with having a sleeping baby in the backseat as I pump gas. I swear, even before parenthood I was pretty peeved with my gas pumping radio encounters. I don't go to stations that I know blast nasty music. It's my only real requirement when choosing where to go.

I've been to one station in St. Paul, that has video screens with commercials and short weather/newscasts from a local station. Methinks this is the wave of the future. Sigh...

Soon, there will be no escape from the constant onslaught of unwelcome auditory and visual stimuli. And this complaint is from someone who has attention deficit disorder who normally needs some level of external stimuli. If I'm being driven batty, things are really out of control!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny! Have you had the experience of the machine talking to you and suggesting beverages and snacks from the gas station's convenience store-- accompanied by the mini-LCD panel TV that pictured these delectable delights? Or, wondering if you have neglected your car and might want to change your mind and go ahead and get a car wash or an oil change? A station near our home in Virginia had this feature. It always tripped me out! I guess overt commercialism is better than the random country music station commercials you're hearing...
-Sarah in New Orleans

Derek said...

I don't know. I might take static-filled contemporary country music over that level of aggressive commercialism. It sounds horrid!

This is probably the wave of the future. Five years from now I'll probably be missing the days of where gas stations only blasted nasty music at you.