Showing posts with label Pioneer Press. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pioneer Press. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Extra! Extra! Man defecates in state gov't offices

Tuesday's Pioneer Press reported that a man snuck into the Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management office last Friday afternoon and defecated in several rooms. He left on foot before the police arrived.

I just love that this happened to the freakin' homeland security office. I also love that he defecated in several rooms! (So many, one thinks, that they can't even place a number on it. Three? Four? Five?!?)

Warning! Bad pun ahead! So I guess the homeland security office is the place to go to get a load off...